GENRES: Hip Hop, RnB, Pop
YEARS ACTIVE: 1989-PRESENT
Fellow boofheads, I have exciting news that will have youse dancing in the streets... to quote my good friends David and Mick...
Yes. I’ve signed a record deal! Genius I know. None of youse will be surprised but I have been chased, sleazed on and schmoozed for years to release an album. Of course the only condition being that I don’t actually sing on it. If that works for Britney it can work for the Effster.
This piece of ‘must have music’ is called, ‘Effie’s Classic 90s Hits’. It’s a collection of my favourite songs from that unforgettable decade.
CD 1 is to get you on your feet, busting moves.
CD 2 is to get you on your back, to make a little music of your own - if youse hear me knocking.
Dance away to MC Hammer, En Vogue, Paula Abdul and Real McCoy. Or get all loved up to Michael Bolton, Boyz II Men and Peter Andre! It’s unbelievable.
If you want it hard - buy the CD or if youse want it soft - download it from iTunes. I’ll give it to you any way you like it.
If love slash lust doesn’t find you after playing this album – please, see a doctor.
It’s gonna be huge people. And I thank youse in advance for my ARIA award. It has a special place next to my beloved Logie.
‘Effie’s Classic 90s Hits’, two CDs for the price of one and half.
When it comes to CDs I don’t mind being called cheap.